Twirtys, 40’s, pies & being extraordinary!

Being a 40 ish women is hard. Well I find it hard I can’t speak for all 40 ish women. I feel in constant competition in every aspect of my life. Especially when it comes to body image and ageing. I find that I’m always comparing myself to girls who are half my age. I…

Three day hangovers!

Omg… I’m never drinking again. I really mean it…Today. Definitely yesterday. 100% on Sunday. I was a mess of massive proportions on Sunday. Yesterday not much better. Why is being hungover so much worse the older you get? It’s like life wants to fuck you over two fold. Finally you can afford to drink at…

Happily ever after’s

So I’m sat watching say yes to the dress… again. I’m wondering is it just me who sits watching this programme adictivly? I’m not getting married again, well at least not that I’m aware of. I really don’t have any need to watch the show. I just can’t help myself.. I love it!!! I have…

Talk sexy to me baby….

If easily offended, under the age of 18 or any of my parents step away now! Otherwise you’re good to go!

Something needs to be done!

Oh FFS Someone ate a full packet of kettle chips!! Gone in 60 seconds, well more like 1/2 hour. They didn’t even open the dip or the olives and eat them like a civilised person. Nooo they ate them without even noticing. The hand in bag to mouth with absolutely no thought. In case you’re…