So this week has been eventful! We’ve had a fecking Siberian beast land. I’ve done my first scary as hell drive in the snow and my washers leaked all over ffs! Could be worse I guess. I could have had to stay home with daughter no 2 for three days. Judging by Facebook this, after…
Tag: alcohol
What a week! Beds, booze and poo!
This week has been eventful. It started off with a panic call to a bed shop and ended up with a very bizarre conversation with my colleagues of a fecal nature. Thrown into the mix was an extreme wine Tuesday followed by a rather hungover Wednesday…. Plans were made for valentines and I now have…
Three day hangovers!
Omg… I’m never drinking again. I really mean it…Today. Definitely yesterday. 100% on Sunday. I was a mess of massive proportions on Sunday. Yesterday not much better. Why is being hungover so much worse the older you get? It’s like life wants to fuck you over two fold. Finally you can afford to drink at…
Something needs to be done!
Oh FFS Someone ate a full packet of kettle chips!! Gone in 60 seconds, well more like 1/2 hour. They didn’t even open the dip or the olives and eat them like a civilised person. Nooo they ate them without even noticing. The hand in bag to mouth with absolutely no thought. In case you’re…
You gotta have a dream!
As I huddle on my sofa alternating between drinking coffee, drinking water and stuffing as many of the left over sausage rolls down my throat as is humanly possible. I’m thinking about what I want from 2018. I could just coast through the year with no resolve, see where the year takes me, like the…
Strand the stars 