Rogue body parts and an explanation of sorts… My babies growing up!

This morning at stupid o’clock I was having a discussion with daughter No2 about sex. She’s 11. It was started by herself, of course it was I can barley focus or grunt at that time and certainly not until I’ve had at least one coffee. Which, by the way was nearly spat all over my…

Talk sexy to me baby….

If easily offended, under the age of 18 or any of my parents step away now! Otherwise you’re good to go!

Why…

I almost didn’t post today. I had to think about it for a good couple of hours, but it’s very hard to keep me quiet, ask anyone who knows me. The reason I almost didn’t post wasn’t because I had nothing to say. I always have something to say whether you want to hear it…

On your marks… Get set…Go!

So as a first post I’d probably better introduce myself. I’m a 40 something lady… Who is barely managing to juggle my house, husband, 11 year old daughter (and her attitude),  21 year old daughter at uni, full time job as a sales TM and one eyed ancient dementia ridden cat, whilst attempting to do…