Rogue body parts and an explanation of sorts… My babies growing up!

This morning at stupid o’clock I was having a discussion with daughter No2 about sex. She’s 11. It was started by herself, of course it was I can barley focus or grunt at that time and certainly not until I’ve had at least one coffee. Which, by the way was nearly spat all over my…

Talk sexy to me baby….

If easily offended, under the age of 18 or any of my parents step away now! Otherwise you’re good to go!